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Friday, September 29, 2006

Addendum: Shitty TV Shows I Used to Watch When I Was Younger

Just so you don't think I was always a pretentious bitch, here's a list of all the crap I used to love in the 80's. I apologize for nossing!
  • Rainbow Brite (my most favoritest)
  • My Little Pony (my second favoritest, although I much preferred the episodes my sister and I wrote where the ponies had boyfriends and were in dire situations all the time better than the saccharine show)
  • Gloworms
  • The Wuzzles
  • Poochie
  • Care Bears (anyone but me and Nana remember Care Bears in Wonderland?)
  • Moondreamers
  • Strawberry Shortcake
  • Teddy Ruxpin
  • Pound Puppies
  • Alvin and the Chipmunks (although I recommend watching the movie for a laugh riot)
  • Inspector Gadget
  • Jem! (<--for Allison Fisher)
  • Popples (and I had one)
  • The Smurfs (what's with all of these shows based upon making up some adorable marketable stuffed toy? Damn you, the 80's! Dun dun DAH DAH dun dudun DAH DAH dun dun DAH DAH dun. We can dance if we want to...)
And some nonsense I used to think was worthwhile in the 90's:
  • Goof Troop
  • Aladdin (Disney afternoon version)
  • Chi-chi-chi-chip and Dale's--Rescue Rangers!
  • The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
  • Samurai Pizza Cats
  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Hey kids! If someone tries to touch you in a bad place, that's NO good!)
  • Duck Tales (woohoo! Okay. I don't care. This show was great. Nonsense can be great, right?)
This is probably why I'm almost diabetic now.

Great Cartoons and Kids' Shows

I still watch cartoons. Why not? It’s better than your Simple Life and Flava of Love and Hardball and your pogs and your dern rock music…

(* is exceptional)

Great Cartoons and Kids’ Shows

  • Original Looney Tunes*: Oh em gee. I know you don’t remember these being all that good, but do yourself a favor and rent the Golden Collection and refresh your memory. Not only are many of them hilarious, but they are also FAR darker and nihilistic than you thought they were. My favorites are the Wile E. Coyote bits, but Pepe LePew is also humorously dark (did you remember that time he pretends to commit suicide?!), and the ones with the big dog and the cute kitten are adorable and full of humor and emotion. And Bugs Bunny is a dick, but we all knew that.
  • Rocky and Bullwinkle, or whatever name it goes by: Everyone is always talking about how great this show is because it mocks the Cold War blah blah blah. Yes. That is true. And it is funny sometimes. But now, as when I was much, much younger, my favorite bits are still “Fractured Fairy Tales” and “Peabody’s Improbable History.” If you watch the show (and you can if you ask me; I own the first season on DVD), you’ll laugh, but mostly you’ll groan. A lot. Boy, do they love their puns. Yeesh. We should get Bullwinkle, Groucho Marx, and Mel Brooks in a tank and shoot them.
  • Sesame Street: Why is Sesame Street one of the only bastions of the supposed “liberal media” left? Heh, I said “left.” Cough. Well, anyway, Sesame Street is quite clever sometimes. Watch some, and you’ll notice all the fun and smart parodies they put in so parents who have to watch it ALL DAY LONG don’t kill themselves. If you can, get your hands on the old episodes from the 70’s and 80’s and feel nostalgic. (They’re also better, grumble grumble, dern kids, grumble…)
  • Wishbone: I don’t know if you can even watch this anywhere anymore, and the dog is probably dead, now that I think about it (*lip wobble*), but I’m an English major/almost teacher. I have to love this show. Also I love dogs. And Jack Russell terriers in costumes acting out Shakespeare and relating it to real preteen life? Might as well shoot me.

Good Cartoons and Kids’ Shows

  • Animaniacs: Well, maybe. Carlos and I have been watching the first season and it’s just not really that funny… On the other hand, we’ve only seen the first three episodes, and it might just be warming up. We have yet to see any Mr. Skullhead or any Chicken Boo, which were two of my favorite segments, and we’ve only seen one Pinky and the Brain and one Slappy the Squirrel segment, which were pretty decent. Unfortunately, the bits with the actual Animaniacs just aren’t that funny. They’re trying to be like the Looney Tunes, but it’s just not working for them. I’ll update after I’ve seen more. But it must be good for kids, ‘cause it was one of my favorite shows as a child.
  • Doug: I used to love Doug. It probably was nonsense, though.
  • Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: This show was recently nominated for an Emmy, and for good cause (although the Emmy’s failed this year on many levels). This show, made by the same folks who brought you the Powerpuff Girls, is deviously clever for a kid’s show. It actually airs during prime time hours, which is right for its smarter-than-the average-Saturday-morning-cartoon fare. The characters are all ridiculously imaginative and well-rendered (especially douchebag Bloo—the main character, funnily enough—and crybaby monster Eduardo), and the show is just funny, plain and simple. The animation and music are also really neat, as an added plus. I should watch the new episodes. It may be one of the greats.
  • Ghostwriter: My absolute favorite show when I was, like, ten. Man. I would be so excited Sunday nights when Ghostwriter was on. Yeah, I know the child acting was horrendous, and the mysteries were lame…but… Damn it! He helped kids by reading! That’s awesome! Screw you! I’m grabbing a train to Fort Greene and Jamal and Gaby (the original) and Lennie and the rest will tell you what’s what! (Word.)
  • Pinky and the Brain: See Animaniacs. Hell, I remember it being great… I’ll tell you after I watch more if our collective memories have failed.
  • The Powerpuff Girls: Clever and cute, PPG is great fun for little girls who need role models who blow things up. And the Professor is adorable. Wonder if he has a girlfriend…
  • Recess: One of those ABC Disney Saturday morning-ers from a few years back, so it should have sucked. But the characters and plots were interesting, if not incredibly creative. I dunno; something clicked for me. It kinda has a Doug-ish feel. Kinda.
  • Rocko’s Modern Life: My favorite of the ye olde Nick Toons, and it’s impressive I ever got to watch these things since our family didn’t get cable till I was in high school. Rocko is quite trippy and all Australian and just bizarre. Now you see why I liked it?
  • Schoolhouse Rock: Oh, nostalgia. And I wasn’t even born when they first came out! Some are better than others (that is, the history ones over the grammar ones). Is it sad to you that cartoons aren’t as educational today?
  • Spongebob Squarepants: Speaking of cartoons that aren’t educational… But I won’t lie. Spongebob is wildly fun. I know. You think it’s crap. I think it’s postmodern silliness of the highest caliber. You say tomato, I say tomato… Also, I just looked up the show on IMDB, and apparently Spongebob was born in 1986. Why is that creepy to me? It’s like when I found out Keira Knightley is younger than me or that Mischa Barton is around my age and bought a mansion for her mother.
  • Square One: Super sweet! Wow. I used to think math was fun. Damn you, Yale!

  • Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?: Noticing that most of the good kids’ shows were on PBS? Where are the good PBS shows? Where?

Great Comedy and Variety TV Shows

By comedy and variety I mean funny things that aren’t sitcoms. In other words, sketch and talk show format, mostly. You’ll notice that most of my favorites are the ones that don’t properly fit into the genre or are completely screwed up.

Great Comedy and Variety Shows

  • Chappelle’s Show, but not the Lost Episodes, which suck: Poor Chappelle. Where’s the respect? He’s a brilliant social critic, and his jokes about peeing on people are also rife with revolutionary bravura. (ps: Ask about my Chappelle’s Show lesson plan!)
  • Monty Python’s Flying Circus: For some reason, not everyone likes this show. I show people Python and they usually go, “Wha?” Even those who have seen the movies first go “wha?” I’ll admit you have to be in a certain mindset to appreciate their brand of humor. And knowing 1970’s Britishisms helps. But Python still is the best sketch comedy series of all time, in my opinion. I would say it revolutionized the genre, except the genre is still pretty shitty. Also, miss the third season; not nearly as good as the first two, due to the loss of Cleese.
  • The first five years of Saturday Night Live, plus assorted episodes in the early 90’s and a few episodes in the 1996 region: I’m very picky about SNL, because it used to be so good. Along with Monty Python, original SNL is one of the two shows I’ve stayed up till ridiculously late at night to watch (well, ridiculously late when you’re thirteen, you understand). If you haven’t seen the original stuff, you’re really missing something. Get one of the Best Of’s or something. Many of the sketches weren’t just self-indulgent celebrity-parody fests (although Celebrity Jeopardy was pretty funny). I also think the original Weekend Update was the best, although Norm was good back in the day, too.
  • The first season of Upright Citizens Brigade: The second and third have their moments, but Carlos and I agree that the first season is more regularly funny. Anyway. Those of you who haven’t seen UCB, give it a try. It’s weird and takes some time to figure out, but then it’s great. If you haven’t seen the Ass Pennies sketch, you are really living a lesser existence. And you know all the actors already, but think they aren’t funny because they are in crap now. Like Amy Poehler. Why, Amy? Why? At least she’s married to GOB. (ps I had the title and titular line in Out of Africa.)

Good Comedy and Variety Shows

  • Any variety show involving Muppets: I love the Muppets. Every so often I try to figure out where I get my love of fourth wall humor, and I think it might come from them. Wakka wakka.
  • The Ellen DeGeneres Show: It’s not hilarious, but it’s the only daytime talk show I can watch. At least she’s engaging, unlike Tony Danza or those cows on The View.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Great TV Sitcoms

For all my talk about how awful the genre of situational comedy is, I’ve sure seen a lot of sitcoms. And even though I’ve been known to say “sitcoms suck,” and even though that is true 99% of the time, I came up with a rather long list of good and great sitcoms. And of course I haven’t seen them all, so maybe there are some more good ones lurking on DVD somewhere, waiting for me to snatch them up. So let me know if there are good ones I haven’t listed. (*=exceptional)

Great Sitcoms

Arrested Development*: You’ve heard me hype it already. Now just watch it already. It did take me three or four episodes to get into it, but then I realized it is clearly the best sitcom ever made. The actors are all perfect, the plotting is tight, unpredictable, and genius, and, I guess most importantly, the jokes are funny. Genius. No other word for it.

Blackadder (particularly seasons II and III): For those of you who haven’t heard of it, Blackadder is a sitcom starring Mr. Bean, except it’s funny. Each season follows the small cast in a different period of British history, and awesome linguistic feats are performed. A smart sitcom if there ever was one. But fart jokes too.

Family Guy: Family Guy may not be “great,” in that it is rarely deep social commentary, and in that its plots are sometimes patched together out of nothing, but it has probably the most laughs per minute than any other show I’ve ever seen. The new seasons are, as a whole, not as well-crafted (if you can call it that) than the original three, but there have been high points in the new season, too.

The Larry Sanders Show: Like Arrested Development, one of those shows that won a ridiculous number of awards but no one watched it. Hey, I didn’t watch it either until I got cable and they reran them. This behind-the-scenes sitcom is the best of the subgenre. The characters are all filthy-mouthed assholes, and it’s hilarious and social commentating.

Old Simpsons: Everyone always talks about how the Simpsons used to be good, but few people remember how good it actually was. I was lucky enough last year to catch a few really old episodes (1st-3rd or 4th season) on TV, which is odd because they don’t seem to repeat the old ones as often as the new ones, and I was surprised not only by how funny it was, but how real and emotional it was. These were real people in funny situations, and some episodes hit on a gut level, much like the best episodes of Futurama. That’s lost now.

Good sitcoms

Action: This show NO ONE watched, because it was on TV for, like, half a season. It starred Jay Mohr as an asshole movie producer and was funny. Kinda like Entourage but far less soap-opera-y. It was one of the only shows ever my whole family watched together, and then they killed it. Whatever, TV. Whatever.

The Business: I just started watching this show, but it’s been pretty funny so far. It’s on IFC Fridays at 11:30 and is about a porn producer who decides to become a real producer, so he converts to Judaism and tries to make a real movie. I’m especially fond of his main backer, his Japanese ex-brother-in-law who is a crazy millionaire. Try it, why not?

Curb Your Enthusiasm: Basically, see Seinfeld. Some episodes are annoying, but when it’s good it’s good. And better than Seinfeld, because no laugh track and more dirty words.

Father Ted: This British sitcom involves three priests who live together on this slightly-populated island off of Ireland. It’s sometimes predictable, and not as funny as some other shows, but it’s well-crafted and cute. It’s a good example of the “three main characters” sitcom genre you see more in British comedies than American ones.

Futurama: Less funny than Family Guy and The Simpsons, I’ll grant you, but it has much more interesting plots, characters, and emotions. And it is funny, of course. Just not the same laughs per minute, understand.

The Golden Girls: I watch The Golden Girls all the time on Lifetime, ha ha. Here’s my usual Golden Girls spiel: it’s written by robots or a supercomputer. I swear. They have, like, four plots, and then they chug the four characters and see what jokes come out. And it’s funny. Watch, even I can do it:

Dorothy: What are we gonna do? One of us is going to move out of the house/my ex-husband Stan’s back in town/one of our random friends or family members who we’ll never see again is involved in some sort of current events issue/two of us are going after the same man or award!

Sophia: You’re gonna get that mustache waxed, that’s what you’re gonna do!

Dorothy: Ma!

Sophia: You know I’m kidding, pussycat. This reminds me of a story of the old country. Picture it: Sicily, 1923. A beautiful young girl with breasts out to here decides to go to America to start a new life, but her friends try to dissuade her, worrying that the boat will sink on the way to the New World.

Dorothy: Yes, Ma, I get it. The girl was you, and the moral of the story is not to worry and things will work out.

Sophia: No, it means get a boob job. It’ll get you everywhere.

Blanche: I’ll say!

Dorothy: Blanche, we all know you’ve been everywhere with everyone.

Blanche: Well I never!

Sophia: Since when do you say never to anything?

Rose: You know, this reminds me of the time back in St. Olaf when Gustav Gunderflurvisson fell in love with a dairy cow…

Greg the Bunny: Puppets are funny. It is probably one of the golden rules of comedy. Well, I don’t think Avenue Q is that funny… Yeah. I said that. Deal. But Greg the Bunny is quite funny, with a retarded turtle named Tardy (“AAH! It’s a…a turtle!”), Count Blah, who punctuates every sentence with the word “blah” (blah), and an elitist monkey who quotes Shakespeare. Another great show canceled too soon. Too soon.

Home Movies: One of my three in the morning Adult Swim cartoons from back in the day. It (gasp!) had a real plot, unlike most of the new Adult Swim stuff, and it had heart (also unlike most of the new Adult Swim stuff). This improv-ed show involves a bunch of kids who film movies together. That’s it. Okay: comedy.

M*A*S*H: Yeah, it might have gotten preachy, but that didn’t bother me as much as it bothered you. The show is funny, although usually not hilarious, and clever, with good characters, some of whom actually get character development! Amazing! But that doesn’t happen in the wacky first three seasons. M*A*S*H was not only one of the best and deepest sitcoms; it was also one of the most innovative. Anyone who thinks Scrubs is clever should realize that most of their tricks M*A*S*H did first.

The Nanny: I know you think this ruins my credibility, but I’ve seen every episode of The Nanny about a million times and I still laugh. No, I don’t laugh at every joke, and some are groaners, but damn it! It’s funny. Maybe it’s the Long Island Jew in me…

Seinfeld: I go back and forth on Seinfeld. When I first saw it as a child, I thought it was very annoying. Then as the seasons went on I started to love it. Now when I watch the reruns I have a similar feeling. Some episodes are just not funny and highly predictable. I can’t bear to watch them play out. But then there are those episodes that I can’t help but laugh at, even when I mutter to myself, “Seinfeld is overrated!” Like that episode with the alternate universe characters (“Sorry…we already have a George”). Heh. Great.

South Park, once: For three or so years, South Park was the funniest show on TV. It was around 2000, when Cartman made Scott Tenorman eat his parents, or when they built a ladder to heaven, or when Butters had an episode of his own, or when Towelie and Lemmiwinks were new and hilarious. Then the show got too preachy, too conservative, too repetitive, too not funny. Why? Whyyyy????

Sitcoms that May Be Great, but I’ll Have to Check

Dinosaurs: I remember Dinosaurs being really good, but the last time I saw it I was ten and had less discriminating tastes.

My Name is Earl: I have seen one episode of this show, and it was promising. My parents are obsessed. My dad claims it is “better than Arrested Development,” but I think he does not give AD the credit it’s due. It’s on my queue, so we’ll see.

Sports Night: I remember liking it, and my good friend Allison Fisher swears by it, but it’s been many, many years. It’s on the queue.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Great Lines (that I can think of off the top of my head) from Movies

James and Carlos suggested I add a great list of great movie quotations, something the AFI did a couple of years back. But then we realized it was really hard. There are many great movies out there with great lines, and there are also many awful movies with great lines.

Therefore, I bring you Great Lines (that I can think of right now off the top of my head) from Movies. I'll add more later, I'm sure, when I think of more off the top of my head.


Great Lines

  • "I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane." - The first line ever written by the tubal entity that is teh Internets. The movies...they've become self-aware!
  • Any line from Casablanca. - Damn that movie with it's spectacular dialogue. Here, I'll put one down just so you know, and to make it fun I'll pick one that you wouldn't think of: "What watch?"
  • "Get off my plane." (Air Force One) - Silly Harrison Ford.
  • "Nobody's perfect." (Some Like It Hot) - Possibly the best final line to any movie ever.
  • "I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!" (The Producers) - Man, that scene is glorious.
  • "Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty ape." (Planet of the...) - I love Planet of the Apes. Much fun.
  • "All I have to do is scream." (Last Crusade) - Many good lines from that movie, but I picked this one.
  • "I know." (Empire Strikes Back) - Funny thing is, if anyone said this in real life, Leia woulda slapped 'em.
  • "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." (Godfather) - Funny thing is, in real life, any Italians I know (including myself) would do the same.
  • "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" (Gone With the Wind) - Okay, I think this movie is overrated, but this line and scene are quite powerful. Also: "I don' know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"
  • "A toast to my big brother, George, the richest man in town." (It's a Wonderful Life) - *sniff*
  • "Wherever there's a fight, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy, I'll be there." (Grapes of Wrath) - Yeah! Fight the man! (ps: damn commies ;)
  • Many, many lines from The Princess Bride. I'll go with "As you wish," for sentimentality's sake.
  • "Yo, Adrian!" (Rocky) - aka "yro ehdrien!" My family is also particularly fond of "Retards love the zoo." But that's not PC anymore.
  • "Your father's passin." (To Kill a Mockingbird) - Love that Atticus Finch.
  • "Put it up to eleven." (Spinal Tap) - Heh.
  • "I am big. It's the pictures that got small." (Sunset Blvd.) - Crazy lady.
  • "Hey you GUUUYYS!" (Goonies) - Love that movie.



Good Lines


  • "You truly are the king of kings." (Ben-Hur): Okay, I haven't actually SEEN all of Ben-Hur yet (I know, I know...I've just blown it), but Carlos and I have been quoting this one all week, so there you go.
  • "I'm gonna go find my dog." (Firewall): I haven't seen this movie, either, but just the thought of Harrison Ford saying it the way he says "Get off my plane" is hilarious enough.
  • "Roger, Roger." (Airplane): Heh. Funny.
  • "My heat. My Guatemalanness." (The Birdcage) - Heh. Guatamalans.
  • "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." (Crimes and Misdemeanors) - One of Woody Allen's not-comedies still has funny in it.
  • "That's not ENTIRELY accurate, sir." (Independence Day) - Okay, there are many ridiculous lines in that movie, but that's the one I picked today.
  • "It's a trap!" (Return of the Jedi) - Heh. Calamari.
  • "I really have nothing to say, but I want to say it all the same." (8 1/2) - Damn writers :)
  • "A shrubbery!" (Holy Grail) - Damn Knights Who Say Ni :)
  • "Just keep swimming." (Finding Nemo) - Also anything Dori says in whale, but I don't know how to spell it. Also: "The bubbles, the bubbles!"
  • "Does he look like a bitch?" (Pulp Fiction) - Ah, Sammy.
  • "If you build it, he will come." (Field of Dreams) - M. Night Shyamalan, pay attention. Supernatural twists of fate only work when they have emotion behind them.
  • "By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you will be avenged." (Galaxy Quest) - Mmm, Alan Rickmanilicious.
  • "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!" (Young Frankenstein) - Well, that's my favorite line, but there are others. "Abby Normal?"
  • "I like to watch." (Being There) - I am officially the only one in the world who got the Being There joke in Arrested Development. How sad...
  • "FREEEDOOMMMMMMMM!" (Braveheart) - What a dick :)
  • "Gandhiji! Gandhiji!" (Gandhi, amazingly enough) - I could chant that all day.
  • "Do you ever think about the things you do think about?" (Inherit the Wind) - Funny how the trial was in the 20's, the movie was in the 60's, and still we're not sure about evolution.
  • "Elaaiinnne!" (The Graduate) - Yes, there are other great lines in this movie, but that's the one I quote a lot.
  • "Listen! Don't listen to me: listen." (The Last Unicorn) - Okay, there are many, many great lines in this movie, but it's kind of cheating because those come from the book. Oh well.
  • "I'm Spartacus." (guess.) - No, I am.
  • "Oh, Moses. Moses." (Ten Commandments) - Silly Egyptians.
  • "I'll be back." (Terminator) - It's funny, cause he was.
  • "Greed is good." (Wall Street) - If only the characters weren't named Gekko and Fox... Yeesh.
  • "How's it gonna end, John?" (John Q) - That movie wasn't as nearly bad-good as it could have been.
I'll do more, someday.

Friday, September 01, 2006

Great Animated Films

I LOVE animation. The summer after freshman year of college I watched almost every Disney feature cartoon in order. And of course you all know I like anime (the good stuff, anyway). Here we go!

Great Animated Films

  • Beauty and the Beast: Easily the best Disney movie ever, it's the only one that made me feel anything, and boy, I felt a lot. I don't know how it pulls it off...I mean, they fall in love over the course of a montage, a big movie no-no. Somehow it works. The music's great, too.
  • Fantasia: Some bits are better than others (Rite of Spring, anyone?), but most are too good to believe. Fantasia 2000 was very pale in comparison (except for the excellent Rhapsody in Blue bit). Man, Disney used to be art!
  • My Neighbor Totoro: May be the best kids' film ever. Like all Miyazaki, it's a mix of strangeness and quiet realism that works incredibly well. So cute!
  • Spirited Away: I already reviewed this movie on the dramatic films list, 'cause it's my favorite.
  • Whisper of the Heart (aka If You Listen Closely): A Miyazaki film that ISN'T epic, this quiet slice of life is real and lovely. We watched it in Japanese class in high school!
Good Animated Films

  • 101 Dalmations: My second-favorite Disney feature. I adore the first twenty minutes when Pongo tries to bring his owner and Perdita's owner together (also, isn't Roger hot?), and the rest is good fun. The animation and music, while sparse, work very well in context.
  • The Castle of Cagliostro: If you get beyond the uber-1970's-ness of Miyazaki's take on the anime Lupin the Third, you will be in for a treat. As with every Miyazaki, a nice blend of weird and magical action and subtler, serene moments of beauty.
  • The Family Guy movie: It's just a long episode, really, but it's funny all the same. Too bad Brian was out of commission throughout most of it.
  • Finding Nemo: I love this movie every time I watch it. It has literary value, something unheard of in a Disney movie, and is sweet and funny. I speak whale, too.
  • Kiki's Delivery Service: A fun Miyazaki movie. It's not his best, but it's sweet and full of magic, like the rest.
  • Lady and the Tramp: One of the better Disney movies, with good music and one of the more believable romance plots I've seen in any movie.
  • The Last Unicorn: Not as good as the book, which is one of my very favorite books ever, but it made me cry when I was, like, seven, which is a real accomplishment since I didn't understand the themes until high school. And beautiful music by America :)
  • Rurouni Kenshin OAVs: Trust and Betrayal: Also stupidly labeled Samurai X in the states, which is a really stupid translation of something more along the lines of "Kenshin the Wanderer," this four part series (OAV stands for original animated video, meaning it has higher production values than the TV series) is beautiful and complex. While the TV show is silly fun fantasy, the OAV, a prequel set during the Meiji Restoration, is historical, very violent, and very serious. It's also full of pretty symbolism, a nice addition for this former English major.
  • The Secret of NIMH: Again, not as good as the book, and they change the main character's name from Mrs. Frisby to Mrs. Brisby, but it's lovely. Also Mrs. Frisby/Brisby is one of the best animated characters of all time.
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: It's wonderfully silly and knowingly over-the-top. The characters are all...wonderfully...drawn.............. Um. If you like that, you'll like this movie.

Great Fun Movie Romps (first incarnation)

This topic is meant to address the movies that didn't quite fit comfortably in the drama or comedy list and movies that aren't necessarily GOOD, but are a hell of a lot of fun to watch.

Great
Fun Movie Romps

  • Aliens: My favorite of the franchise, although, yes, I missed number 3. We watched this movie in my Gothic literature class. It's very deep, actually, but more than that it's just a good romp. Bitch!
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: I should get this question out of the way and say that it's my favorite Indiana Jones film, even though everyone in the world says it ought to be Raiders. Well, I like Raiders a lot, too, damn it, but it just doesn't have Sean Connery in it. This movie is a load of fun, and as I think of it a million fun scenes leap instantly to mind. And the dialogue is fun, too: "All I have to do is scream!" Heh, Austrians.
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Yes, the end was FAR too long, but after waiting since I was ten to see it, I wasn't in the position to complain the first time. But the good parts of the film overshadow any slow parts.
  • Pulp Fiction: This movie could be on either of the other two lists, but as it is so defiant in terms of genre, I'll just put it here. This is a movie with no point at all, as far as I can tell, and yet I watch it over and over. It's just so interesting and so funny and so messed up in every way. And Sammy. We all love Sammy.
  • The original Star Wars trilogy, especially A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back: Do they have a purpose? No. But who the hell cares? They are amazingly fun and, more importantly, have excellent characterization, something Lucas forgot about in the new trilogy (NooOOOoooOOOo!). I especially love the SLOOOOWWW beginning of A New Hope, which detractors dislike. It's really fun and different, a real page out of Kurosawa's book (The Hidden Fortress has samurai R2D2 and C3PO in it, as well as a highly annoying incarnation of Princess Leia). And the pacing and dialogue in Empire, for the most part, are PER-FECT. I've said it before and I'll say it again: a great date movie for nerds.
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark: There. It's here. Are you happy?! (ps: I love Marion.)
Good Fun Movie Romps
  • The Goonies: Epitomized my childhood, along with the Indiana Jones movies. It's very like an Indiana Jones movie, too, except with foul-mouthed kids, including an adorable Sean Astin. "Hey you guuuyyyysss!"
  • Independence Day: Oh man, this movie is sweet. Stupid? Yes! Long? Yes! Glorious? Oh yes! My favorite bad action movie but really its great so shut the hell up movie...which often feature Jeff Goldblum. Jurassic Park is fun, too, but doesn't have the lightness and over-the-topness of ID4.
  • Kill Bill: Volume 2: I have to admit I had mixed feelings about volume 1, which was a lot of pretty violence without purpose. Volume 2 had purpose and more interesting violence, and it even had heart, which the first volume was sorely lacking. I was highly surprised to find myself very involved in the Bride's story and really rooting for her to win. Well done, Tarantino.
  • The Princess Bride: Another movie I didn't really like the first time I saw it. It grew on me. Sue me.
  • The Rock: Maybe the best bad action movie ever. It's incomprehensible AND stars Sean Connery. Soooo ridiculous. In a good way.
  • South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut: There are parts that drag (the Hell scenes, especially), but overall it's a load of dirty, dirty fun.
  • The Terminator 2: Judgment Day: Easily the best of the lot, even though it stars a stupid kid actor. Sarah Connor is BADASS.
  • True Lies: This movie is interesting in that it is a bad action movie that knows it is a bad action movie and is making fun of itself for being a bad action movie but all the same it really IS a bad action movie and that all makes it good. Arnold's best role ever.

Great Funny Movies (first incarnation)

We all know I like funny things (especially Arrested Development, *cough*). Now have a list of Great Funny Movies! I say "great funny movies" rather than "funniest movies," but there's a good mix of both. Enjoy!

(* means extraordinary)

Great Funny Movies

  • Annie Hall*: Thus far the best Woody Allen movie I've seen, and boy do I love Woody Allen movies. Some people say Allen is whiny and neurotic--this is true--but though his characters are thus, I find his best films funny, perceptive, and warm, despite his cynical exterior. Annie Hall is one of those classic boy-meets-girl-boy-loses-girl stories, but this one nails it in every possible way. A great date movie AND a great breakup movie! See, it works on so many levels!
  • Dr. Strangelove: I think my vote for best comedy ever, Dr. Strangelove is funny, very clever, and dead serious. My only detraction is that its sometimes kind of slow (unfortunately, just in the places it shouldn't be: at the very beginning and right before the riotous conclusion), but it's an intelligent comedy that you should definitely see.
  • Some Like It Hot: Not the funniest movie in the world (although the AFI would state otherwise), but it's Billy Wilder, so of course it's great. It's tightly plotted, which is a weird thing to say for a movie that depends on the random-ass fact that the gangsters HAPPEN to be in the garage at the exact same time as the main character AND also HAPPEN to be in Florida at the same time they are. Whatever, I don't care; when it works, it works. Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe (!) are splendid, but I want to marry Jack Lemmon.
  • Young Frankenstein: My favorite Mel Brooks movie. Watch it when you're feeling very silly; it's full of ridiculous puns (someone's been watching too much Marx brothers, Mr. Brooks). The acting is perfect all around, and watch for a scene improv-ed by an uncredited Gene Hackman within. Speaking of Genes, Gene Wilder, we love you! Come back to us!
Good Comedies
(again, good is high praise)

  • Airplane: May be the funniest movie I've ever seen, and it hasn't aged a bit! Well, okay, it has in a few scenes, but mostly it's still fantastic. Man, that jive scene...
  • American Splendor: Not the funniest movie ever, although there are some very funny scenes, but this weirdo film about comics is fun postmodern craziness if I've ever seen it. Giamatti's good, too, yes, playing himself.
  • Animal House: Carlos doesn't like this movie for some reason I can't understand, just so you know. Maybe my love for it stems from the fact that I grew up on this movie (although I also grew up on Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and you don't see that on this list). Belushi is supreme, and--damn it!--the jokes are funny, which is more than you can say for most National Lampoon's endeavors.
  • Best in Show: My favorite Christopher Guest film (A Mighty Wind is my #2, I think), probably mostly because it's about adorable dogs and messed up owners. I think it's a lot more even than his others (particularly Guffman). Anyway, much fun to be had by all, even though one would think its understated brand of comedy would be an acquired taste.
  • Duck Soup: I think my favorite Marx Brothers film. No one in the world my age likes the Marx Brothers but me (tear...), but I'm putting this up, anyway. Olde time puns and slapstick never worked so well, if you ask me, but if you don't like either, you probably won't like Groucho (tear...).
  • Galaxy Quest: A must see for any Star Trek fan or even vague Star Trek liker. It's funny, well-plotted, and also very sweet.
  • A Hard Day's Night: Whoever said Beatles movies are no good was not paying attention to this first one. It's hilarious. The plot is thin, the music fun, and the characters (and acting--who knew?) perfect. I'll never mock Ringo again! *sniff*
  • The Life of Brian: My annual Easter film. Oddly enough, I didn't love it the first time I saw it, but it really has grown on me. I like Holy Grail better--Brian is more uneven, especially in that lisping bit that goes on for WAY too long--but it's a fun romp with lots of pointed criticism of my favorite religion.
  • Little Shop of Horrors: I mean the musical version. Oh, it's silly, but the music is good, and, hell, I like it!
  • Manhattan: I just saw this one. It's Woody Allen's second best, I think, of the ones I've seen, and may be funnier than Annie Hall. It's also longer and a little more diffuse, but it's also gorgeous. And I'm pretty sure there's a shot in it that's right around the corner from me
  • A Mighty Wind: I still like Best in Show better, but this is surely worth a watch. Harry Shearer is my favorite.
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Yes, it should be on the Great list, but I've seen it so many times that it just lost something for me. It's still wildly funny though, but it is fairly uneven and sometimes even (it's hard even to type) too silly. But essential viewing, and my favorite Python film.
  • A Night at the Opera: My other favorite Marx Brothers movie. See my summary of Duck Soup for info. This one has Harpo playing the harp, unlike Duck Soup. Also, the state room scene.
  • The Producers: While not Brooks' funniest film (I still say Young Frankenstein), his best plot. It does start a bit slow and a bit silly, but it devolves into something much more riotous and...still silly. Zero Mostel (who is vaguely related to me. See the resemblance?) and Gene Wilder are great and--yes, damn it!--far better than Lane and Broderick. The musical version is a pale imitation; see the original.
  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home: Nerds sometimes derisively call this movie Star Trek: the Comedy, as if that were a terrible thing, but, man, there be whales and this be funny! You don't have to be familiar with the Star Trek franchise AT ALL to like this movie. The plot on its own is ridiculous enough to stand on its own two feet. Basically, the crew has to go back in time to 1960s San Francisco to save the whales. Yes, that's it. Cold War jokes ensue.
  • This is Spinal Tap: Heh, the drummers explode. Turn it up to eleven, stat.